For Immediate Release
Thursday, August 9, 2007 |
Contacts: Carrie Giddins/Chris Allen |
Ames Straw Poll Amusement, In Case the Candidates Aren’t Enough
IDP Releases Over/Under Odds for the Republican Straw Poll
Des Moines – Since the Ames Straw Poll is an all day event in the middle of an Iowa August featuring candidates rehashing the failed policies of George Bush, the Iowa Democratic Party wanted to give reporters a reason to stay awake and pay attention throughout the day. Consider it free amusement, in case the candidates are not enough.
Below are some fun things to look for at the Straw Poll and the number of times the IDP thinks each will happen. Enjoy!*
Over/Under
Percentage of Republicans Hoping for Another Choice
(or “None of the Above”) |
+/- 81 |
Romney Flip-Flops (Just on Saturday) | +/- 5 |
Appearances by Flip the Dolphin | +/- 25 |
Former McCain Staffers Looking for Work | +/- 10 |
Times Someone Calls Themselves A True Conservative | +/- 300 |
Times Romney Surrounds Himself with Family | +/- 17 |
Ronald Reagan Mentions | +/- 1,000 |
George Bush Mentions | +/- 0 |
Support for Bush’s Unpopular Iraq Surge | +/- 200 |
Islamic Terrorist Mentions | +/- 500 |
Osama Bin Laden Mentions | +/- 0 |
Fake Police Badges Worn by Romney Staffers | +/- 3 |
People Wishing Alan Keyes Was Running | +/- 4,000 |
References to Ethanol | +/- 5 |
Romney “Volunteers” Paid by the Campaign | +/- 75 |
Republican Candidates Taking Iowa Seriously | +/- McCain/Giuliani |
*While we do not sanction gambling, friendly wagers are encouraged.
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Carrie Giddins
Communications Director
Iowa Democratic Party